Camera y u no love me?

It's kinda late but i just wanted to complain a little about taking pictures.Like seriously.Why everybody around me is taking fucking beautiful pics of themselves and I am just sitting here like :                              

 Yes ,maybe my camera is not really good but I don't think that everybody has got these good  SLR cameras.I don't believe that my camera quality is the  main problem.Somebody teach me how to take a normal looking picture please.Anyway I guess that means I'm  good at something : at being ugly.